Status #18391

Where's my scissors and hairdryer.... [...]

Nantwich, Cheshire East
via The Full Circle Project
Where's my scissors and hairdryer....…
Thing is - is he not the terrorist? What I can say, he is working for a terrorist organization It's called our government.
Wednesday 2 November 2016, 18:39:25
Yup , he's also a complete dick
Wednesday 2 November 2016, 19:05:39
Your not wrong there. However I was. It's not an organization per se it's a f**King corporation. Glad I cleared that up.
Wednesday 2 November 2016, 19:10:23
Get those guillotines sharpened , and call pedigree chum, there's a big amount of fresh elite meat coming!!
Wednesday 2 November 2016, 19:14:52
Wednesday 2 November 2016, 19:16:55
[deleted user]
I've been shopping for a good used guillotine as of late, but haven't been able to find anyone who sells them. I considered building one, but then I realized, hey, this is the modern age, there has to be a better, more efficient way! All that heaving of heavy blades and the long lines, this is going to take forever! Who has the time? So, with a little research, I've come upon the perfect solution! A properly modified whole tree wood chipper should allow us to feed several politicians, lawyers, tax collectors, and bankers at a time. Mix and match, make a medley, and impress your friends. With a simple conveyor system, we can keep the machines humming all day and night for as long as it takes. This is carbon neutral, green technology, with exhaust emissions lower than the CO2 & methane expelled by said feed stock over their lifetime, and the trees, insects, and earthworms thrive on the 100% Organic output.…
Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:49:09
Love ❤️ it ! Just like Fargo
Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:13:17
Ha ha that put a smile after a crappy day at work. Thinking about it head or feet first?
Thursday 3 November 2016, 15:47:42
[deleted user]
I like what you're thinking. For lower level flunkies and the less heinous crimes, we should be merciful, so head first. For the pedophiles, mass murders, rapists, and robbers, feet first, and low speed feed.
Thursday 3 November 2016, 20:35:21
Can't argue with that, sounds just right. Like the addition of low speed feed.
Thursday 3 November 2016, 20:38:58
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